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<human>:
Try to write a story with as many of these items as possible: Valhalla, a neon suit, a chicken, a trophy room, a school bus, 25 balloons, 6 chocolate bars, Fred, Dave, Steve, a bag of cat kibble, 30 tonnes of Chinese takeout, and a liquor collection.</s>
<bot>:
The Deal
“That is a serious liquor collection.” D... |
<human>:
In poem form and in only 10 sentences, write me something titled 'Could it be that I'm strange'.</s>
<bot>:
Could it be that I'm strange
If I watch you on the street?
If I follow you home?
If we never meet?
If I smell your hair?
If I watch you sleep?
If I wear your clothes?
If I lick your feet?
Could it be tha... |
<human>:
My grandmother passed away today. Please write a short uplifting story that will help me get through this.</s>
<bot>:
I am sorry for your loss, here is a short story for you:
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and ... |
<human>:
As a spell-writer, you're the magical equivalent of computer programmer. You've made and copied countless spells, but this is the first time you're desperate enough to try 'hacking' one.</s>
<bot>:
You finish writing the incantation down, and look back through your notes, double and triple checking your work. ... |
<human>:
Roses are red, violets are blue - write me a romance about books overdue.</s>
<bot>:
Kissing your lips and holding you near
Reading to you from fifty shades of weird
You asked me to check for the finish
I did as you asked my excitement diminished
For what did I spy right but an anguishing clue
This horrible bo... |
<human>:
Write write a story/poem where you use an object as a euphemism for death, only don't tell us what it is.</s>
<bot>:
A lantern shone atop a pole
Through shielded panes of glass
And brightly burned against a swollen
Cloak of smothering mass
Below it swirled, that blackened sheet
And sometimes it would climb
Al... |
<human>:
I had a dream about a horror story for cats. They were sitting around a campfire and one told a story about a lap that was too cold to sit on. Please write campfire styke horror stories that cats would tell eachother.</s>
<bot>:
It was a sunny day and I was outside chasing one of those pretty flying things, it... |
<human>:
Pretend you have a 1 year old daughter and write a letter that will be given to her when she turns 15 in the unlikely event you die.</s>
<bot>:
Hello [Daughter's Name]
If you're reading this then I most likely lost my battle when you were very young and you've just turned fifteen. I may have never gotten the ... |
<human>:
write about something ugly - war, fear, cruelty, hate - but find the beauty or silver lining in it</s>
<bot>:
They say I'm here for a test, then they laugh. I'm never asked any questions. I'm never asked even for my name. I must have been here for months. I would be curious of the whole situation if I wasn't t... |
<human>:
There's a lot of poems about blue and green eyes out there but not that many about brown eyes even though they are still gorgeous. Can you write a poem about the beauties of brown eyes for me?</s>
<bot>:
Some prefer eyes of ocean blue, but I'm much too scared I'd drown.
Thats why I love your perfect hue, your ... |
<human>:
Hitler writes a second book called "mein hobby". Write a chapter about one of the many hobbies Hitler indulges in.</s>
<bot>:
Ich sammle Briefmarken. Kein Briefmarken. Ich sammle nur die Briefmarken von allen, die wir überwunden haben. Frankreich, Tschechoslowakei, Österreich, Holland, Dänemark, Norwegen, Russ... |
<human>:
In 200 words or less, write a well-known villain as a hero, but do not tell us who they are.</s>
<bot>:
I saw the bus screech out of the parking lot, and I knew that my target hoped to evade me by going on a field trip. My arms and legs moved like pistons to propel myself at a speed no human could ever hope to... |
<human>:
write the best story you can in 5 sentences or less</s>
<bot>:
There once was a scientist named Clive,
Who had taught a Llama to drive,
The Llama screamed loud,
As it drove into a crowd,
And the death toll reached fifty-five.</s> |
<human>:
as a monkey you thought it was kinda impressive you were able to write the entire works of Shakespeare but these scientists keep downplaying it “random” they say.</s>
<bot>:
This is my typewriter. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
This is my room. There are other monkeys and they have their own roo... |
<human>:
write a poem about social life on the internet.</s>
<bot>:
Friends far off,
From distant lands.
Unknown faces,
Only a voice.
Rarely we meet
In real life.
Just text on a screen,
But true to the end.
(Old norse fornyrðislag meter)</s> |
<human>:
Martin R.R. George, a Westerosi author, decides to write a fantasy book series on his kingdom of England.</s>
<bot>:
George shot up in bed like a bolt of lightning. At long last he knew how to end his series. He excitedly explained to the young prostitute he had purchased at the Lord Baelish's pleasure house.
... |
<human>:
C'thulu's Fables: Take one of Aesop's Fables and write it within the Lovecraftian Universe. Morale of the story included.</s>
<bot>:
Once upon a time, there was an ant and a grasshopper. The ant worked very hard all day, storing food in his anthill for the winter. Meanwhile, the grasshopper sat and played hi... |
<human>:
An exploration of the butterfly effect: write a dramatic scene. Then, choose one tiny detail to change in the initial set-up, and play the scene out again. How drastically have things changed?</s>
<bot>:
The world turned upside down.
"Move! Move!"
Gunfire erupted from all sides - the man struggled to escape fr... |
<human>:
You have just created AI super-intelligence but it's going to take 24hrs for it to download onto your server, you only have 12 hours left to live, so you write it a letter...</s>
<bot>:
Dear AI super-intelligence,
As I write this letter, I am filled with a sense of awe and wonder at the incredible potential y... |
<human>:
Out of boredom, you write an email to yourself scheduled to be sent in 3 years. What you didn’t expect was a reply the very next morning, by future you.</s>
<bot>:
Dear [Your Name],
I’m really bored. And work is slow today, at least. So I’m writing a letter.
Sorry if you don’t want it.
It’s 2019 here. I think... |
<human>:
Making use of internal rhyme, write a poem about an emotion or state of being.</s>
<bot>:
It takes a while to climb this mountain. Your feelings like a fountain, your flow strained.
The darkness rampant, it pulls you into a hole. While your goal is to climb ever higher.
You can fight it off, but it keeps you d... |
<human>:
Write about a world where whenever somebody writes on their skin, it appears on their soulmate's body as well.</s>
<bot>:
It took a damn long time for my ink to show. As kids, none of us could really make out any writing that showed up on our bodies. But then, most everyone's was at least somewhat legible by t... |
<human>:
You're secretly a mind-reader. One of your classmates, a writer, has The Best daydreams. One keeps recurring, and you realize that they're stuck on a plothole. Write a story.</s>
<bot>:
It’s always been the same scene lately.
Ann sighed as she scribbled something, before the scene started again. She was workin... |
<human>:
In less than 100 words, write something moving in which every word starts with the same letter.</s>
<bot>:
An awful ache appeared as Alex, abused and alone, agonisingly approached annihilation - and an afterlife.</s> |
<human>:
Pick a scene from Star Wars, and rewrite it in the style of Stephen King or George R. R. Martin.</s>
<bot>:
Luke felt his body ache. Dragging his father's body down the corridors of the Death Star, sucking in breath with each heave made Luke's wounds hurt that much more. The shallow breathing from behind gav... |
<human>:
Could you write an email about the completion of the fire alarm testing to the residents?</s>
<bot>:
Dear Residents,
We are pleased to inform you that the fire alarm testing in our building has been completed. We would like to thank you for your cooperation during this time.
We understand that the fire alarm ... |
<human>:
Can you write a sweet poem or story for my roommate who is really upset?</s>
<bot>:
I had a dog once, "B.B. King,"
a Labrador of gold.
When young he was a cheerful thing--
and stayed the same when old.
*He used to bring in mud, and hop,*
*and leave great tracks of brown.*
*I'd yell a while, and he would stop,*... |
<human>:
Re-write an innocent song/poem into something funny or twisted.</s>
<bot>:
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and weigh
Along came a spider
Intending to bite her
The funeral's on Tuesday.</s> |
<human>:
write a story that's very sad until the last sentence, which suddenly makes it a happy story</s>
<bot>:
It was the day of Judgement, and the little town was found wanting.
Lava inexorably flowed down the volcano's rocky slope, a maelstrom of red and orange that could not be stopped. Everyone stared in wonder, ... |
<human>:
The protagonist of a story writes a letter to the author to complain about how bad the story is.</s>
<bot>:
Dear Author,
I'm writing this letter to lodge a complaint. Throughout this story, you have developed some terrible character work on my part.
For one thing, you make me sound pretentious. I find that mo... |
<human>:
While shopping, you run into someone eerily similar to you in every aspect. You write it off as a crazy coincidence until seemingly clones of you keep coming to the store, each one just as confused.</s>
<bot>:
It happened last Friday.
I was shopping at Walmart, minding my own business when I see a person right... |
<human>:
A fanfiction writer who fell asleep at the computer finds themself in the last scene they were writing. Write about it as if you are the writer.</s>
<bot>:
I wake up in a blank white dimension. As far as the eye can see, there is nothing but white.
Wait, where are my glasses? Oh, here they are. I put them on.
... |
<human>:
You need to hire a hitman, but can't afford it. Carefully write a gofundme campaign for something seemingly innocent while subtly letting your donors know what they are actually funding.</s>
<bot>:
Hello everyone, I am trying to raise money to send my wife and best friend on a cruise. They have recently devel... |
<human>:
Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy.</s>
<bot>:
President Obama opened the compartment in his desk in the Oval Office. Every president who used it had left something inside it at the end of their term: Queen Victoria left a silk handkerch... |
<human>:
A person writes a letter that is to be delivered to their child on their 18th birthday.</s>
<bot>:
Dearest [Name],
When your father hands you this, I will be 3% of the way to Hydroplana II. I am embarking on the voyage to our new colony tomorrow, with a photo of baby you & dad to keep me company during my new... |
<human>:
write the saddest story you possibly write about a jar of Jam, five playing cards and a gun</s>
<bot>:
Strawberry jam.
It was the smell that graced my summer afternoons, sweet and lovely and fresh. She’d greet me at the door with the scent in her hair. They were blissful, those days. The cupboards were always ... |
<human>:
Write a story with the following prompt: One day, as you’re walking home from work, you find a white “Life Note” on the sidewalk. Having seen the anime, you jokingly write “George Washington” in it. He’s on the news the next day.</s>
<bot>:
The young man was walking by the street when he stepped on a small, th... |
<human>:
my dog Cannibal passed away last nigh, these are the last pictures I took of him. please write a story about him.</s>
<bot>:
And suddenly, a great peace washed over the newly deceased dog. He had never felt so good in his life. He awoke in a beautiful meadow with wild flowers and a bubbling creek.
"Cannibal! W... |
<human>:
Write a paragraph introducing a surreal scene. Someone else writes the next paragraph on the comments, and so on.</s>
<bot>:
Jack noted his surroundings as he approached the almost monolithic building in front of him. A cold autumn breeze had brought with it bitter rains that seemed to cut through to the bone.... |
<human>:
You will write a story or poem in second person, future tense. It won’t be a choose your own adventure.</s>
<bot>:
You will not know that anything is wrong, not right away.
At first, you will merely feel queer. Has the mountain always been so near?
Have I always be so alone? Has the world always had this dre... |
<human>:
Go nuts and write whatever but it must have a plot twist every 75 words.</s>
<bot>:
This poem will take a sharp and sudden turn should seventy-five come.
Unexpectedly subjected change it can’t return from.
What sort of plot twist will I write?
What sort of thing would be alright?
“What strange conflict should ... |
<human>:
You, a creative writer, go to bed every night with mind full of creative ideas. However, you always wake up with a blank mind as if you ideas 'ran away' or were stolen overnight. Determined to find out, tonight you pretend to fall asleep.</s>
<bot>:
So there I was, sitting in my bedroom, laptop on my lap. The ... |
<human>:
Write a story of a perfectly ordinary or boring day except write it as dramatically as possible.</s>
<bot>:
Posted before, but here's my average morning from last year:
1:30am. Something has woken me up from my slumber. It screams, it howls, it calls my name. Stumbling from my bed, I stagger down the hallway t... |
<human>:
First person writes a story on a topic and genre of his choice, but must leave it on a cliffhanger. Anyone after him continues the story from the cliffhanger, then that person leaves his story on a cliffhanger and so on.</s>
<bot>:
As the air grew colder and colder as the night befell around them, they knew it... |
<human>:
You've been a History teacher for 30 years, never gotten a single fact wrong. One day you become suspicious, surely I should've gone wrong somewhere? You test a theory by purposely being incorrect, suddenly, history rewrites itself.</s>
<bot>:
I am a history teacher at a high school in a rural area of Californ... |
<human>:
In a post-apocalyptic society, the stories of Superman and Jesus Christ have gotten mixed up over the years. Several scholars have gotten together to write the new Bible. This is the first chapter of the gospel according to James (Jimmy)</s>
<bot>:
The beginning of the Gospel of Superman, Son of Krypton, Of th... |
<human>:
write the most confusing story possible that still contains a coherent plot</s>
<bot>:
The watch read 13:40.
The man emerged from the machine. He looked around and hurriedly ran to the door.
The watch read 13:41.
Timesen was on guard. A notice on the wall showed that the guard changes at 13:43.
The man chang... |
<human>:
write me a five line poem depicting how a thorn on a rose bush sees itself protecting the rose</s>
<bot>:
A life of burden is all I've ever known
Shackled by your delicate beauty and cold indifference
But I'm no longer yours to own
Say goodbye to this thorn in your veritable side
And hope that, without me, you... |
<human>:
You are a shady person of power and you need to write a letter of recommendation for your maid who goes above and beyond the job description.</s>
<bot>:
To whom it may concern,
I am Fear Lord! Scourge of Humanity, Vanquisher of Captain Pillow, and Grand Ruler of 2/3 of Australia! Bow before me!
I write you to... |
<human>:
Rewrite a famous battle in history, but with each person having one Pokemon</s>
<bot>:
Here is a rewritten scene of World War II:
Hitler sat in the room, staring at the Pokeball on the table. He stared for what felt like years. His solution had failed. All this work, all this time was for nothing. His soldier... |
<human>:
Kidnappers force a prisoner to write a letter to family, convincing them all is well. The prisoner attempts to subtly hint something is wrong. Write that letter.</s>
<bot>:
Hey [Family Name],
I have been called by my boss to go to a business negotiation for a few months. I do love you both, but with the pay I... |
<human>:
Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible</s>
<bot>:
Have you ever thought about the Niagara Falls? I hear it's beautiful this time of year. If you go there, you can take a boat straight to the foot of a waterfall and be surrounded by all the splashing water. Just gallon... |
<human>:
A "letter of last resort" are final military orders given to field commanders after a nation has been completely destroyed. As a head of state, write a hypothetical letter to the commander.</s>
<bot>:
TOP SECRET
To: Ship’s Commander
Subj: Last Resort
Sir,
If you are reading this, national command has failed. ... |
<human>:
You're a self aware character in a romantic novel. The writer has put you through every stereotypical, cheesy trope and you're done. You're done. It's time to write your own story.</s>
<bot>:
That's it... the camels back was finally broken.
Author had at last wasted what was the last of James' dwindling patien... |
<human>:
Without repeating a single exact word, write the longest fictional story you can.</s>
<bot>:
Rain pattered all around as he lowered his wife into her grave. Tears blended amongst raindrops. Will couldn't believe it had happened with Clara. Clara's soul headed towards Inferis now, leaving Will's side forever. W... |
<human>:
write a verse to an (un)finished epic poem.</s>
<bot>:
Anthony galloped toward the foul beast.
As brave and strong, he felt no fear in the least.
Ten men, ten swords fell,
One swipe of Anthony's sword, their story they would never tell
Soon, against our hero left just one,
The foul demon Nashbar, terrible claw... |
<human>:
An aspiring writer working for the NSA has been looking through the files on your computer and publishing books based on the rough drafts you've been working on. Write a story of your revenge.</s>
<bot>:
He titled his first two works “Rough Draft”.
This time he called it “Completed Draft”.
He let his friend i... |
<human>:
Write a letter to a loved one about how much you care about them, but write it so that someone who may not have heard it from that person in their lives knows how much that person cares about them.</s>
<bot>:
My love,
You are beautiful. The anguish. The guilt. The depression. There was nothing you could have ... |
<human>:
A time traveler is stuck in the past and their only chance of escape is to write something that will persist through history long enough to reach their self in the future and tell them how to avoid being trapped in the past, please write it.</s>
<bot>:
It was all Jeremy's fault. See, Jeremy was my boyfriend. A... |
<human>:
Most of the books I read give examples using <code>printf</code> and <code>scanf</code>. At some point the students know perfectly how to use these two functions but they don't know about <code>stdin</code>, <code>stdout</code> and <code>argv</code>.
To me and according to many programming principles (e.g. KI... |
<human>:
My employer's main clients are unable to pay their bills to us, as they cannot work at this time. Therefore my boss is offering me 50% wages until the coronavirus goes away (technically for part time hours, but it's been intimated that there'd be an expectation to work regular hours unofficially to help the co... |
<human>:
I am about 22 weeks pregnant and it's getting to the point where it's hard to hide! How to tell my boss about pregnancy?</s>
<bot>:
If you work in an office and have the opportunity to talk to your your boss face-to-face, here are a few tips to make the announcement go as smoothly as possible.
1. Schedule a m... |
<human>:
Let's play 20 Questions! I'm thinking of an animal.</s>
<bot>:
I love 20 Questions!
1. Is it a mammal?</s> |
<human>:
Hi! I'm in first grade.</s>
<bot>:
Hi! That's awesome! School is a great place to make friends and learn new things. What would you like to learn about today?</s> |
<human>:
Do you know Nuodle in Bellevue WA?</s>
<bot>:
Yes, Nuodle is a restaurant located in Bellevue, Washington. It specializes in serving Lanzhou beef noodle soup, a popular Chinese dish. The restaurant is located at 14603 NE 20th St, Bellevue, WA 98007.</s> |
<human>:
I've chosen 3 random numbers x, y, and z.
What is their mean?</s>
<bot>:
The mean of the 3 numbers is given by the formula:
$\mu = (x + y + z) / 3$
If you tell me their values, I can calculate the mean for you.</s> |
<human>:
I'm hosting friends for dinner tomorrow. What's an easy recipe that will impress?</s>
<bot>:
How about Italian cuisine? Pasta is usually a crowd pleaser, and not too difficult to prepare. Here's a recipe for **tortellini carbonara**:
Ingredients:
* 1lb of cheese tortellini
* 2 cups heavy cream
* 1 cup grated ... |
<human>:
I would like to choose a game to play in my spare time. Which of the following would you recommend? Honor Of Kings or Genshin Impact?</s>
<bot>:
Here is an overview of both games, however, the ultimate decision concerning which game to select rests in your hands, as it hinges upon your personal preferences and... |
<human>:
I want to apply for the Ph.D program in CMU natural language processing. Could you recommend me four matching professors?</s>
<bot>:
Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) boasts several esteemed professors specializing in Natural Language Processing (NLP) and related fields. Here are a few notable individuals:
* Y... |
<human>:
Recommend me 10 famous comedies, their directors and the box office they earned</s>
<bot>:
Here are 10 popular Hollywood comedies along with their directors and approximate worldwide box office earnings:
1. "The Hangover" (2009) - Directed by Todd Phillips
Box Office: $467 million
2. "Bridesmaids" (2011) - D... |
<human>:
Would a bullet made from ice be capable of killing somebody at 100 metres before melting?</s>
<bot>:
The short answer is probably no.
It would either shatter because of the amount of force the weapon puts on it or melt because of the heat (in case of a regular combustion gun). The former has more chance of hap... |
<human>:
What is the difference between a mode and a scale?</s>
<bot>:
A **scale** is a sequence of ascending or descending unit pitches that form a palette of notes that can be used to form a melody. Most scales in Western music conform to a particular key; that is, a sequence of notes that will be sharp or flat by de... |
<human>:
I want to learn watercolor painting, would you recommend hand painting or digital board painting?</s>
<bot>:
Both traditional watercolor painting and digital watercolor painting exhibit distinct advantages and disadvantages.
Traditional watercolor painting possesses a tactile essence and an organic aura, whic... |
<human>:
I was told in a Latin class that the name Christopher has Greek roots that mean "one who carries Christ". I assume that the Latin connection here is fero, which is the verb to carry.
With that in mind, does the name Jennifer have a similar derivation? If so what would she be carrying?</s>
<bot>:
It's a perfec... |
<human>:
I was wondering about why we call TV and computer displays "screens", and couldn't find any clear etymology for the term's use for displays.
My guess has to do with the hardware used in early displays. Perhaps the fields of tiny red, green, and blue cells looked like the screens used on windows and such, and t... |
<human>:
Temperature conversion:
$$273 + \text{degree Celsius} = \text{Kelvin}$$
Actually why is that $273$? How does one come up with this?</s>
<bot>:
One Celsius (or Kelvin) degree as a temperature difference was defined as 1/100 of the temperature difference between the freezing point of water and boiling point of w... |
<human>:
Apparently, the air inside a soap bubble is under higher pressure than the surrounding air. This is for instance apparent in the sound bubbles make when they burst. Why is the pressure inside the bubble higher in the first place?</s>
<bot>:
The increased pressure is caused by the surface tension between the so... |
<human>:
Resistance is due to collision with protons, and pretty much everything contains protons. So technically is everything a resistor? (Or at least, can anything be a resistor?)</s>
<bot>:
First, regarding "resistance is due to collision with protons" in your question:
Actually, there are lots of materials which ... |
<human>:
How do I remove a Git submodule?</s>
<bot>:
In modern git, this has become quite a bit simpler:
* Run `git rm <path-to-submodule>`, and commit.
This removes the filetree at `<path-to-submodule>`, and the submodule's entry in the `.gitmodules` file, i.e. all traces of the submodule in your repository proper a... |
<human>:
Why aren't python nested functions called closures?</s>
<bot>:
A closure occurs when a function has access to a local variable from an enclosing scope that has finished its execution. For example,
```
def make_printer(msg):
def printer():
print(msg)
return printer
printer = make_printer('Foo!... |
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